Hey! I like the beach just as much as anybody. But this guy, the one that Sonjaly was staring at in this pic then had to look away before being caught (click the pic he is to the right), well, he makes my love for sun and fun pale in comparison. After oiling his entire body (Hair and... ahem...snake.. included), he saunters into ankle deep water and stands....all day. When overheating he dips a Seagull's Feather into the water then holds the feather over head, showering himself with disgusting shithawk water. People come up to him and chat, and laugh while trying not to look down, then shake his hand....... How they even get a grip on the oily extremity, I have no idea. He is a a celebrity......He is the Wayne Newton of Sauvie Island........Have you seen him?
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