Monday, March 31, 2008

Slash Dog Hunting

Andy is the best ever at "Almost Grinds"!

And taking mach-ten bails to ass.

Him and Joey are equally good at being Hicks.

Eli makes the most of the day







Guys Lunch Out

This is the "Guys Lunch Out" crew (Chris and Greg -I'm not pictured). For some reason Greg thought it'd be a good idea to run down the middle of the street with his eyes closed and his hands in his pockets. He so crazy.

Monday, March 24, 2008

*Just In* Second Coming of Wings (Trelle Photo's)

As you can see, I was terribly busy preppin' wangs and unable to document most of the night. So I would like to thank Trelle for helping out by using his greasy, saucy fingers to snap shots of the Easter Wing Party! I bet both the camera and Erin have some Trelleprints on them.....
RUBY AND GREG! Congratulations Mr. Greg Johnson, you ate the night's record of 21 wings. Note: No one else kept track of how many they were eating.

I'm all business when it comes to creating the perfect centerpiece. A good centerpiece will set the mood for the event, become a topic of conversation and may even steal the show if you aren't careful.

Second Coming of Wings

My wings have risen from the ashes once more and joined forces with .....

The Easter Bunny! Anytime I get a chance to collaborate with this frisky fella, I hop on it. Much as he hops from house to house bringing joy to little boys and girls around the globe I like to bring saucy wing grease to the fingers of the masses.

Just as wings are my religion, they are his too....... The Bunny and I like to keep the serious bullshit to a minimum because.....


He really just likes to rock out with his furry cock out.

Oh and Thanks to the friendly staff (Dietz and Brynda) for the use of their Fryers!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Horse

Please enjoy this handsome, drooling plastic horse in spring

Friday, March 14, 2008

MOTOR-Lijah

Eli just learned to ride a regular bike about a month ago so I decided to up the anty and get him this.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Concert In a Shoe Box


Red Flag has been hosting some shows lately...well just two. It's pretty intimate and great for getting autographs. Ryan's Band played the other night and it was quite awesome, he totally signed my tits. Thanks Ryan!


This is a total action shot taken between songs when nothing was happening.

Lots of famous people showed up including the Pope......

accompanied by Joe and Addy. Addy was "Joke Strangling" the Pope in this shot, but it's cool, they are friends.


Steve tried to turn the show into a confessional and the Pope turned his back as it was after holy hours, not to mention, they were both totally wasted and it was pretty loud. After being shunned by the Pope and not getting his tits signed by the band, Steve threw my camera on the ground and it broke.

Fabric Store Tough Guys

Someone should remind me that you can't look all tough in front of a fabric store.

Trelle's Wang B-day

Birthday Boy said he'd be eating his age in Wangs but fell short, way short (he's not young though so it's OK).

This is the look of a Wang Hangover, of which I have had more than a few. Symptoms include orange lips, chest pains and glassy eyes.

Jason has ketchup pumping through his veins, veins, veins which attracts Count Fryula.

Too many heads for the frame.

Hot Orange Wing Breath....get ready for Easter Wings 2!!!!!!