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Stash Bash '07

Amazing Headline News!

Seems like front page shit to me. I mean how often do you "Probably have the nicest summer in the counrty"? Front Page for sure!

Corn

Corn seems to bring out the best in people. Corn makes you smile. Corn is hard to digest. Corn.

My Hometown Paper

I am at a loss for words as to why this is in the paper. But I will not consider my "Loss" a theft. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Nose Pick

I definately don't look as hoTT as Jatawn when I pick my nose. She should always just be diggin' fer gold. She found her look! Be extra cautious when shaking her hand.

Rabbit Turds

Is this is what I have to do to discourage people from eating my chocolate covered raisin stash at work?!?!? Funny thing ..... everyone digs in despite the label! They have no idea if it's chocolate covered raisins, peanuts, testicles, flys or in fact Rabbit turds. They don't care either. In the wild they'd totally be dead from eating fecal matter.

Wimbeldon Ruffians

Seems like Roxy does not like being snubbed By Shi and Eli. She is about to kick my shins and punch me in the Stomach to protest.

This photo is so "Lord of the Flies", don't you think?? THE KIDS ARE RULING SHIT! Shi looks tough as nails! They really must put something in the water in Wimbeldon because these two are total firecrackers!

Looks like Shi put up some sort of force field to keep Elijah back! Total Jedi mind trick.

Here the girls are sharing some "Wimbeldon Tough Water" with Elijah, I sure hope it works! They are laughing though so it's probably a trick. Maybe it's the Wimp-ledon water.

Fire Starters

This truck has horns that shoot fire out all over the place!

This truck makes YOU shoot fire out all over the place from your butt..... That butt fire in no way smells like the "Flower of Michoacana"....is that false advertising? Oh hold on, hold on, I have no idea what one of those flowers smells like.

Air Heads

Wow, the usually mild mannered Virgina looks like she is going to eat a puppy and then puke it up on purpose, hence wasting the puppy!

Ahh Jay, here he is on a Sunday afternoon attempting to shake off some fog in a slackjawed manner that only casualness can accomplish.

Jen's mouth looks huge here, like she is saying 500 words at once or like she wants to swallow the camera! Look at that epiglotis!

Chris Ponders a thunderhead and his ebay auction.

Brendan is unaware that an osprey is about to drop a half chewed bird onto the bill of his cap.Luckily, the grill is still hot!

Snake Oil Salesman

Hey! I like the beach just as much as anybody. But this guy, the one that Sonjaly was staring at in this pic then had to look away before being caught (click the pic he is to the right), well, he makes my love for sun and fun pale in comparison. After oiling his entire body (Hair and... ahem...snake.. included), he saunters into ankle deep water and stands....all day. When overheating he dips a Seagull's Feather into the water then holds the feather over head, showering himself with disgusting shithawk water. People come up to him and chat, and laugh while trying not to look down, then shake his hand....... How they even get a grip on the oily extremity, I have no idea. He is a a celebrity......He is the Wayne Newton of Sauvie Island........Have you seen him?

Even More Toons

Here is Sonjaly, she is really into cats in clothes. Could you imagine being a wardrobe stylist on a cat photoshoot? I couldn't

This is my friend Bob as GG you know who. I decided to leave out the fecal matter usually associated with this performer.

This is Dort, when I visit him at the bar, he makes me drinks I have never heard of and then watches my face as I sip to see if they are any good.

Pics From The Past

I have always loved this pic, me and the little guy thrashin' the same ramp. Even at a young age, he easily fit into my helmets.

Elijah shoots out of a wormhole in a park so smoothly no one notices

A calm, cool EE handles a potential suitor's advances. Who keeps leaving the wormhole open?

Here I am about to get Godzilla on L.A. If you are in Los Angeles Metro and worried, I will allow you time for evacuation. 5 minutes should do.

Andy and I on one of our "find the shittiest skatepark ever" missions. We found what we were looking for and soon we were both injured and on a new mission to find a liquor store.

Patio Grills and Backyard Thrills

As Caleb takes a drag on the Cig, he notices Greg is having trouble with his spanking new grill.

His Male "gather around the broken thing instinct" took over and before long we were up and grilling

All the women were impressed....especially Sonjaly

Greg's instinct to guzzle beers at an alarming rate then kicked in while I flipped some Choice......
Grade A, Mickey Burgers.

Time Farmer

This doorway reminded me of the doorway to hell if I believed in all that shit....

But inside it was just a few friends playing music to a packed house....because there is no such thing as hell.

Pencils and friends

Elijah was so proud of the fact that his ear could hold a pencil, he made me take a picture!

The little guy loves to make the scene by frequenting the all the cafe's and coffee shops on the strip.

True Baller

EE and Birdie fight like a couple of Senior citizens.

Best friends

EEW!

Lego Architect, Uno Champion, EEW.

Framing the shot or calling me a loser...probably the latter

Showing no respect....Office Footballer EEW!

Donut Wedding

Chris and Lisa tied the knot recently under a donut.

This is how they got Roxy to attend

Can I get a witness?