Walljammer

Slash Dog Hunting

2008-03-31T14:44:00.001-07:00

Andy is the best ever at "Almost Grinds"!

And taking mach-ten bails to ass.

Him and Joey are equally good at being Hicks.

Eli makes the most of the day

2008-03-31T14:24:00.001-07:00

Guys Lunch Out

2008-03-31T14:14:00.000-07:00

This is the "Guys Lunch Out" crew (Chris and Greg -I'm not pictured). For some reason Greg thought it'd be a good idea to run down the middle of the street with his eyes closed and his hands in his pockets. He so crazy.

Just In Second Coming of Wings (Trelle Photo's)

2008-03-24T16:03:00.000-07:00

As you can see, I was terribly busy preppin' wangs and unable to document most of the night. So I would like to thank Trelle for helping out by using his greasy, saucy fingers to snap shots of the Easter Wing Party! I bet both the camera and Erin have some Trelleprints on them.....
RUBY AND GREG! Congratulations Mr. Greg Johnson, you ate the night's record of 21 wings. Note: No one else kept track of how many they were eating.

I'm all business when it comes to creating the perfect centerpiece. A good centerpiece will set the mood for the event, become a topic of conversation and may even steal the show if you aren't careful.

Second Coming of Wings

2008-03-24T15:18:00.001-07:00

My wings have risen from the ashes once more and joined forces with .....

The Easter Bunny! Anytime I get a chance to collaborate with this frisky fella, I hop on it. Much as he hops from house to house bringing joy to little boys and girls around the globe I like to bring saucy wing grease to the fingers of the masses.

Just as wings are my religion, they are his too....... The Bunny and I like to keep the serious bullshit to a minimum because.....

He really just likes to rock out with his furry cock out.

Oh and Thanks to the friendly staff (Dietz and Brynda) for the use of their Fryers!

Horse

2008-03-17T15:39:00.001-07:00

Please enjoy this handsome, drooling plastic horse in spring

MOTOR-Lijah

2008-03-14T13:16:00.001-07:00

Eli just learned to ride a regular bike about a month ago so I decided to up the anty and get him this.

Concert In a Shoe Box

2008-03-13T16:32:00.000-07:00

Red Flag has been hosting some shows lately...well just two. It's pretty intimate and great for getting autographs. Ryan's Band played the other night and it was quite awesome, he totally signed my tits. Thanks Ryan!

This is a total action shot taken between songs when nothing was happening.

Lots of famous people showed up including the Pope......

accompanied by Joe and Addy. Addy was "Joke Strangling" the Pope in this shot, but it's cool, they are friends.

Steve tried to turn the show into a confessional and the Pope turned his back as it was after holy hours, not to mention, they were both totally wasted and it was pretty loud. After being shunned by the Pope and not getting his tits signed by the band, Steve threw my camera on the ground and it broke.

Fabric Store Tough Guys

2008-03-13T16:26:00.000-07:00

Someone should remind me that you can't look all tough in front of a fabric store.

Trelle's Wang B-day

2008-03-13T16:18:00.000-07:00

Birthday Boy said he'd be eating his age in Wangs but fell short, way short (he's not young though so it's OK).

This is the look of a Wang Hangover, of which I have had more than a few. Symptoms include orange lips, chest pains and glassy eyes.

Jason has ketchup pumping through his veins, veins, veins which attracts Count Fryula.

Too many heads for the frame.

Hot Orange Wing Breath....get ready for Easter Wings 2!!!!!!

Balls of Snow

2008-02-28T15:46:00.000-08:00

Incredible! A Red Light Bandit! Who would ever think of that....Buffalo has some of the most inventive criminal minds of our time....

Bufflao Sleds

2008-02-28T15:40:00.000-08:00

Coming at you

Zooming by

Gone

JFK DELAYS and New additions to the Family

2008-02-28T15:32:00.000-08:00

6.5 inches of snow has the jets feelin' blue.

Fresh Ellie Looks flowerish in yellow.

E ate 12 wings in the suite, no one could compete.

Rangers ended up winnin'

But the face was still stoked due to his wing eating victory.

Ghost Ride to Fakie

2008-02-28T15:27:00.000-08:00

Sure you can't see, but it's me, riding up the pillar, look carefully, so arty....

Bend Der

2008-02-28T15:21:00.001-08:00

Went to the mountains to enjoy hot tubs and snow recently......
Started with a little of this.....

Then Stunts ,Music and Drankin'.....

Then some Summiting with Andy in his Soccer Mom Attire......

Then there was getting down from the summit....

Followed by more of this. (Hot Tub Photos Were Confiscated)

Sushi At Home

2008-02-28T15:18:00.000-08:00

Totally made Sushi at home and didn't puke

Cats

2008-02-28T15:16:00.000-08:00

I think cats should wear Ties

Famous Friends

2008-02-28T15:10:00.000-08:00

Calamitawn Jats

Pommaurician Menares

Eli and the Brits

2008-02-28T15:05:00.000-08:00

Totally Rockin' Out with Karla

Secrets with Shyla.......

Or shall I say Spyla....exposing eli's secrets via Sign Language

Clone War

2008-02-28T14:56:00.000-08:00

Imperial Takeover

Troopin' for Candy

Glamour Shot with an Ewok

Apple Visit

2008-02-28T14:43:00.000-08:00

Classic Crossed Eyes and Chai in a total tourist location

The old place has new doors but is probably still a shithole, I had sooo many hangovers in there. and I killed like 100 mice too.

Mike and his rubber fork

Jats feeding the ancient Horse

Rods always looks tired these days from Rok blasting him constantly

Post Post

2008-02-28T14:35:00.000-08:00

EE is all about posting, which for the last few months, I have not been.

More Stash Bash '07

2007-09-11T16:34:00.001-07:00

Stash Bash '07

2007-09-11T16:24:00.001-07:00

Amazing Headline News!

2007-08-31T16:40:00.000-07:00

Seems like front page shit to me. I mean how often do you "Probably have the nicest summer in the counrty"? Front Page for sure!

Corn

2007-08-30T10:47:00.000-07:00

Corn seems to bring out the best in people. Corn makes you smile. Corn is hard to digest. Corn.

My Hometown Paper

2007-08-29T10:46:00.000-07:00

I am at a loss for words as to why this is in the paper. But I will not consider my "Loss" a theft. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Nose Pick

2007-08-23T16:04:00.000-07:00

I definately don't look as hoTT as Jatawn when I pick my nose. She should always just be diggin' fer gold. She found her look! Be extra cautious when shaking her hand.

Rabbit Turds

2007-08-20T16:14:00.000-07:00

Is this is what I have to do to discourage people from eating my chocolate covered raisin stash at work?!?!? Funny thing ..... everyone digs in despite the label! They have no idea if it's chocolate covered raisins, peanuts, testicles, flys or in fact Rabbit turds. They don't care either. In the wild they'd totally be dead from eating fecal matter.

Wimbeldon Ruffians

2007-08-20T15:08:00.000-07:00

Seems like Roxy does not like being snubbed By Shi and Eli. She is about to kick my shins and punch me in the Stomach to protest.

This photo is so "Lord of the Flies", don't you think?? THE KIDS ARE RULING SHIT! Shi looks tough as nails! They really must put something in the water in Wimbeldon because these two are total firecrackers!

Looks like Shi put up some sort of force field to keep Elijah back! Total Jedi mind trick.

Here the girls are sharing some "Wimbeldon Tough Water" with Elijah, I sure hope it works! They are laughing though so it's probably a trick. Maybe it's the Wimp-ledon water.

Fire Starters

2007-08-20T11:59:00.000-07:00

This truck has horns that shoot fire out all over the place!

This truck makes YOU shoot fire out all over the place from your butt..... That butt fire in no way smells like the "Flower of Michoacana"....is that false advertising? Oh hold on, hold on, I have no idea what one of those flowers smells like.

Air Heads

2007-08-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

Wow, the usually mild mannered Virgina looks like she is going to eat a puppy and then puke it up on purpose, hence wasting the puppy!

Ahh Jay, here he is on a Sunday afternoon attempting to shake off some fog in a slackjawed manner that only casualness can accomplish.

Jen's mouth looks huge here, like she is saying 500 words at once or like she wants to swallow the camera! Look at that epiglotis!

Chris Ponders a thunderhead and his ebay auction.

Brendan is unaware that an osprey is about to drop a half chewed bird onto the bill of his cap.Luckily, the grill is still hot!

Snake Oil Salesman

2007-08-16T16:12:00.001-07:00

Hey! I like the beach just as much as anybody. But this guy, the one that Sonjaly was staring at in this pic then had to look away before being caught (click the pic he is to the right), well, he makes my love for sun and fun pale in comparison. After oiling his entire body (Hair and... ahem...snake.. included), he saunters into ankle deep water and stands....all day. When overheating he dips a Seagull's Feather into the water then holds the feather over head, showering himself with disgusting shithawk water. People come up to him and chat, and laugh while trying not to look down, then shake his hand....... How they even get a grip on the oily extremity, I have no idea. He is a a celebrity......He is the Wayne Newton of Sauvie Island........Have you seen him?

Even More Toons

2007-08-16T11:00:00.000-07:00

Here is Sonjaly, she is really into cats in clothes. Could you imagine being a wardrobe stylist on a cat photoshoot? I couldn't

This is my friend Bob as GG you know who. I decided to leave out the fecal matter usually associated with this performer.

This is Dort, when I visit him at the bar, he makes me drinks I have never heard of and then watches my face as I sip to see if they are any good.

Pics From The Past

2007-08-15T15:30:00.002-07:00

I have always loved this pic, me and the little guy thrashin' the same ramp. Even at a young age, he easily fit into my helmets.

Elijah shoots out of a wormhole in a park so smoothly no one notices

A calm, cool EE handles a potential suitor's advances. Who keeps leaving the wormhole open?

Here I am about to get Godzilla on L.A. If you are in Los Angeles Metro and worried, I will allow you time for evacuation. 5 minutes should do.

Andy and I on one of our "find the shittiest skatepark ever" missions. We found what we were looking for and soon we were both injured and on a new mission to find a liquor store.

Patio Grills and Backyard Thrills

2007-08-14T15:08:00.000-07:00

As Caleb takes a drag on the Cig, he notices Greg is having trouble with his spanking new grill.

His Male "gather around the broken thing instinct" took over and before long we were up and grilling

All the women were impressed....especially Sonjaly

Greg's instinct to guzzle beers at an alarming rate then kicked in while I flipped some Choice......
Grade A, Mickey Burgers.

Time Farmer

2007-08-14T14:51:00.000-07:00

This doorway reminded me of the doorway to hell if I believed in all that shit....

But inside it was just a few friends playing music to a packed house....because there is no such thing as hell.

Pencils and friends

2007-08-13T16:18:00.000-07:00

Elijah was so proud of the fact that his ear could hold a pencil, he made me take a picture!

The little guy loves to make the scene by frequenting the all the cafe's and coffee shops on the strip.

True Baller

EE and Birdie fight like a couple of Senior citizens.

Best friends

EEW!

2007-08-13T15:27:00.000-07:00

Lego Architect, Uno Champion, EEW.

Framing the shot or calling me a loser...probably the latter

Showing no respect....Office Footballer EEW!

Donut Wedding

2007-08-13T15:06:00.000-07:00

Chris and Lisa tied the knot recently under a donut.

This is how they got Roxy to attend

Can I get a witness?

Riverfolk

2007-08-13T14:45:00.000-07:00

This is my imitation of a Tweaker relaxing at the beach... Oh shit, I have teeth...

Greg is trying to grow his beard so that there is no divide between it and his chest hair

The sun is so strong these days it can go through heads

Double profile madness with Mona Lisa smiles

Even More Cartoon Portraits!

2007-08-13T13:55:00.000-07:00

There was a time where I got really into drawing my friends, about 70 something drawings in I had to retire due to my eyes drying out....for some reason I don't blink when I am batshit into doin' things

Jay has some of the most active eyebrows of anyone I know

Lea had a Cleopatra thing going when I drew this

Julie has two cats that would never blow away because of overfeeding issues.

Alina Likes 7 and 7's, in fact sometimes she likes them so much, that she has to ride her bike back down to her car the next morning.

More friend drawings

2007-08-13T13:47:00.000-07:00

Look ath the knot in Chris's tie....it is so thick, but I think it looks nice.

,Bob Lives in L.A. and does in fact have teeth!

Brant is an aspiring snuff film director in NY who enjoys doing pushups and eating fruit

Ebb is an engineer extrodianarie who's dog shoei has the pinkest asshole ever

Every white shirt Andy owns has Starbucks Coffee stains down the front of them.

Drawing Friends and Self

2007-05-08T14:59:00.000-07:00

Self Portrait during a time when I could have been considered a Trainwreck

Brendan Loves plaing tennis on leaf strewn courts

Dustin vomits leaves onto Tennis courts

Greg the sweet Lumberjack will prune your trees anytime!

Faces of Drink

2007-05-04T15:30:00.000-07:00

A Classic Look

Trifecta

Glass View

Happiest Drunk Look Ever
Porcelin run

Traintertainment!

2007-05-04T14:05:00.000-07:00

Not again..this sucks. They really need to spice up the whole "Stuck at the Crossing" experience. Maybe show a movie on the train at night...or place a video screen on the barriers that come down and show E! Entertainment news. Maybe even have one of the cars be a moving burlesque show...something

Give the Hobos jobs as entertainers. They sleep until they hit a populated area then....Live music!....physical comedy!....the possibilities are endless!!

Lights

2007-05-04T13:28:00.000-07:00

The other night, we used bike lights to turn My Fathers Place into Las Vegas. I believe Donnie and Sean got married over an open faced roastbeef sandwich.

Greg Sports a magical hippy beard

Donnie's new contact's seem to irritate his eyes.

'07 Mo'fucker

Cyborg

Easter Wings

2007-04-20T10:47:00.000-07:00

In April 2007 Sean Claire and I started a new tradition, one we hope will last. It is called Easter wings. We want to change the spring color scheme from pastels to wing sauce orange.

If you are offended by my "drumstick crucifix" I don't apologize. You see wings are my god. They have been the one constant in my life. Through sickness and health, new love and breakups, wings have always been there for me. Even when my arteries are so clogged that I can't eat them anymore, the mere smell they put off will get me through the day. Wings Heal, wings bring people together, wings make a mess, but wings never try to be something they are not. There is no deception in wings. Naked and saucy they sit waiting...... Waiting for you and me. Please accept wings into your heart and surrounding arteries! You will be a better person for it. Good Day!
-Ben